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- <title>
- Mar. 29, 1993: All The News That Spits
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1993
- Mar. 29, 1993 Yeltsin's Last Stand
- </history>
- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- PRESS, Page 55
- All the News That Spits
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- <body>
- <p>A mutinous tabloid staff and an expectorating would-be owner
- reach for the heights of newsroom farce
- </p>
- <p>By JOE QUEENAN--With reporting by Tom Curry/New York
- </p>
- <p> Alexander Hamilton was back in the news last week, after
- a nearly 200-year absence. The founding father of American
- finance had his face plastered all over the cover of Tuesday's
- New York Post, the newspaper he founded in 1801--with a huge
- tear dripping down his cheek. The tear had been planted there
- by mutinous editors at the famously sleazy tabloid who refused
- to relinquish control to real estate mogul Abe Hirschfeld, the
- latest multimillionaire to attempt to take over the paper. In
- 20 pages of nonstop abuse, Post staffers described Hirschfeld
- as a "nut," a racist, a deplorable landlord, a hostage taker,
- a sociopath and an anti-Semite--a daring allegation, given
- that Hirschfeld is Jewish.
- </p>
- <p> Annoyed that the new boss did not seem to be taking any of
- this personally, the paper came back the next day and likened
- him to the Jewish kapos who used to do some of the dirty work
- for the Nazis in concentration camps. On Thursday the Post
- switched gears and accused its new boss of wanting to use the
- paper to become God, an admittedly unorthodox publishing gambit.
- </p>
- <p> Hamilton had been noticeably dry-eyed back in January,
- when bankrupt Post owner Peter Kalikow unloaded the
- guns-'n'-buns tabloid on shadowy New York financier Steven
- Hoffenberg. At the time, Hoffenberg was under federal
- investigation for fraud. Even so, Hoffenberg had initially
- seemed an acceptable owner to most of the future Post mutineers.
- Hoffenberg hired as his editor Pete Hamill, the open-necktie
- Post alumnus whom he paid $500,000 a year to reprise his
- long-running I'm-just-a-working-class-stiff act.
- </p>
- <p> Since then, the Securities and Exchange Commission has
- charged Hoffenberg with using false financial statements to sell
- more than $400 million in securities. When his bid to take over
- the Post ran aground, he struck a deal with Hirschfeld to share
- ownership. After this liaison went asunder, the bankruptcy
- court on March 12 turned over the paper to Hirschfeld, who
- promptly axed Hamill. Within hours, the mutiny was under way.
- The cause of the Post staff's animus toward its new chief was
- twofold. One, Hirschfeld fired 72 employees. Two, he once spat
- on a reporter from the Miami Herald, a first-rate newspaper, so
- there's no telling what he might do at a paper like the Post.
- </p>
- <p> Hirschfeld, who professed to enjoy all the attention,
- nevertheless got a court order barring Hamill from entering the
- building. At a rally outside the Post on Thursday, virtuoso
- prole-impersonators such as Norman Mailer and actor Danny Aiello
- were out in force. The situation reached a new level of hysteria
- Friday, when the cover of the Post was taken up by "an open
- letter to the judge deciding our fate." The missive begged Judge
- Francis Conrad to rescue the paper and, indeed, the civilized
- world from the "madman."
- </p>
- <p> Nothing doing, said the judge: "It's a done deal." That
- prompted the two chief combatants to kiss and make up. Hamill
- would return to the newsroom, and Hirschfeld would confine
- himself to the business side. "Pete, do you need me back at the
- building right now?" cracked Hirschfeld. "Abe, go to Boca
- Raton!" answered Hamill. "Tell jokes, work the lounges--just
- sign the checks."
- </p>
- <p> The fabulously loopy Hirschfeld has played his role to the
- hilt. Perhaps still smarting from a failed attempt to become New
- York Governor Mario Cuomo's running mate in 1986, he described
- the New York pol, who was trying to put together a rival buyout
- team for the paper, as "an idiot." Hirschfeld says his
- employees will have to learn to "talk with love," because when
- they talk with love, "they can't talk with hatred." Hamill has
- also risen to the occasion, describing the Post's 20-page tirade
- against Hirschfeld last Tuesday as "an act of journalistic
- courage unprecedented in this century." He then likened Post
- staffers to the citizens of Prague who stood up to the Soviet
- tanks in 1968. And he calls Hirschfeld nutty.
- </p>
- <p> The ownership status of the Post remains a tangle.
- Hirschfeld possesses only a management contract to run the paper
- and must answer to a bankruptcy trustee and creditors'
- committee. If Hirschfeld falters, other bidders could take over
- the paper. No matter which buyers finally lash themselves to the
- Post, they will have to find some way to halt losses estimated
- at more than $1 million a month.
- </p>
- <p> Does the Post deserve to live? Throughout the 1980s, it
- espoused a racist, homophobic, free-market philosophy rooted in
- unalloyed social Darwinism. Today the free market may very well
- be handing down its verdict on the Post: Only the strong
- survive, and you're not one of them.
- </p>
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- </article>
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